It is time for us to protect ourselves on the highways and byways of our great land. Herewith the present day ultimate in vehicular safety. Note the four inch thick steel reinforcement on the side panels, the non-slip "tires", the recessed head lights, the ability to crawl over illegally parked vehicles, the extra width to give the driver control over sharp curves and the ultimate "move-it-or-lose-it" incentive of the side mount cannon. This vehicle is highly recommended for your teenagers and will suit Mom perfectly. Various colors are available at a slight additional cost. See your local armament dealer for this anti-terrorist beauty.
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