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Schotzy here. The human who thinks he's the boss here has gone to eat dinner. I've already had mine. I appeal to you all to tell him to feed me properly. I never get mice, nor birds, nor lizards, nor good things like that to eat. "Balanced diet", he calls it. He'd just better share their Christmas Lasagne with me. . Happier news now. I've got my own email address. It's Schotzy7atgmail.com. I'm sure you know how to fix that so it can be read by the computer. Something about switching a couple of letters to an "@". . Now, please don't tell the big Cat, but I was visiting a certain website today and saw they had put in a link to an oldish Aussie Christmas song. So I thought, well, if she can do it so can I. Just one caveat: I don't think it is a song you'll want young children to see nor hear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o . Here's something nice you can show people who say they don't like us cats: A cat named Oreo is being credited for nipping a carbon monoxide leak in the bud. Jeanie Probst said her cat began to act strangely since she began using a heater over the past couple of weeks. "He came out here yelling," Probst said. Oreo would run in circles under the vent or jump onto the back of a chair, stare at the register and make loud noises, she said. "It was one of those scary meows," Probst said. Once the heat would went off, Oreo would act normal again. Probst said she and her boyfriend began to realize they were getting headaches and feeling tired. They called MidAmerican Energy, which discovered the furnace was pumping carbon monoxide into their Cedar Rapids apartment, and a technician came out and fixed the poisonous leak. . I heard that people who live in Texas were treated to this headline: "State Report Says Texas Has Too Many Reports" -- AP headline . As long as there's already a newspaper headline here, look what the Aussies have found out: "Australia Finds a New Power Source -- Beer" -- London Times headline . Here's something I've been trying to figure out. Maybe you can help? The Brain Buster Card Trick ! . I need help: ¿¿¿¿ sɐǝpı ʎuɐ ǝuoʎuɐ'ǝɯ d1ǝɥ uɐɔ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ' pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnbıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ 11ıʇs ı puɐ ʎɐpoʇ ʎ1ɹɐǝ uɐbǝq sıɥʇ'ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝuo ʍǝu ɐ sı sıɥʇ . One more thing. Here's some blogs where the owner didn't think before registering the name: . 11.23.2005 Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL Here's a list of some funny URLs, where the designer didn't thinking about how people would read the name of the site: '1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:http://www.whorepresents.com 2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchangeadvice and views:http://www.expertsexchange.com 3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:http://www.penisland.net 4) Need a therapist?http://www.therapistfinder.com 5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:http://www.molestationnursery.com6) Gas central heating anyone?http://www.gasheating.co.uk 7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line withPower-Gen?http://www.powergenitalia.com Bye for now.