Wednesday, December 26, 2007
THE DAY AFTER
Monday, December 24, 2007
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
You'll have to click on the picture to read the explanation. (I'm still trying to learn how to use my photo editing thingee.)
In any case, this cat understands the Spirit of Giving pretty darn well.
I have a couple of other gifts also:
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http://www.funlaugh.com/Christmasmidis.html
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http://www.links2love.com/christmas_songs_grandmarunover.htm
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In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!
"The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate his own atheists' holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?"
The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!
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http://www.funlaugh.com/reindeercrash.html
. Enjoy yourselves, eat too much and have too much fun.
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Don't forget to click the header.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
DARN, DANG IT, RATS
Oh, terrific. Has anyone ever had a day where almost everything turns to poo?
I'm having that now. First off, I indavertently deleted a few comments to the Banana posting while deleting some spam junk. (Sorry. If yours was one of them please resend it?)
Then Schotzy got on the computer and entered a post. Now when I am on the "create post" site there's a bunch of strange looking characters here that I guess describe the picture. Looks ok in preview but weird on this page. And Blogger spell check still doesn't work. See what happens when you take time off to shop and put up the decorations and make cookies?
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And now I see tools over on the right hand side of this page. They look like tools so anyone can change what's there, but I don't know how they got there. Nor how do I know how to remove them.
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Please click on the header. There's a present for you.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
I'M AVAILABLE
Schotzy here. The human who thinks he's the boss here has gone to eat dinner. I've already had mine.
I appeal to you all to tell him to feed me properly. I never get mice, nor birds, nor lizards, nor good things like that to eat.
"Balanced diet", he calls it. He'd just better share their Christmas Lasagne with me.
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Happier news now. I've got my own email address. It's Schotzy7atgmail.com.
I'm sure you know how to fix that so it can be read by the computer. Something about switching a couple of letters to an "@".
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Now, please don't tell the big Cat, but I was visiting a certain website today and saw they had put in a link to an oldish Aussie Christmas song. So I thought, well, if she can do it so can I. Just one caveat: I don't think it is a song you'll want young children to see nor hear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o
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Here's something nice you can show people who say they don't like us cats:
A cat named Oreo is being credited for nipping a carbon monoxide leak in the bud.
Jeanie Probst said her cat began to act strangely since she began using a heater over the past couple of weeks.
"He came out here yelling," Probst said.
Oreo would run in circles under the vent or jump onto the back of a chair, stare at the register and make loud noises, she said.
"It was one of those scary meows," Probst said.
Once the heat would went off, Oreo would act normal again.
Probst said she and her boyfriend began to realize they were getting headaches and feeling tired. They called MidAmerican Energy, which discovered the furnace was pumping carbon monoxide into their Cedar Rapids apartment, and a technician came out and fixed the poisonous leak.
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I heard that people who live in Texas were treated to this headline:
"State Report Says Texas Has Too Many Reports" -- AP headline
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As long as there's already a newspaper headline here, look what the Aussies have found out:
"Australia Finds a New Power Source -- Beer" -- London Times headline
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Here's something I've been trying to figure out. Maybe you can help?
The Brain Buster Card Trick !
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I need help:
¿¿¿¿ sɐǝpı ʎuɐ ǝuoʎuɐ'ǝɯ d1ǝɥ uɐɔ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ' pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnbıɟ ʇ,uɐɔ 11ıʇs ı puɐ ʎɐpoʇ ʎ1ɹɐǝ uɐbǝq sıɥʇ'ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝuo ʍǝu ɐ sı sıɥʇ
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One more thing. Here's some blogs where the owner didn't think before registering the name:
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11.23.2005
Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL
Here's a list of some funny URLs, where the designer didn't thinking about how people would read the name of the site:
'1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:http://www.whorepresents.com
2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchangeadvice and views:http://www.expertsexchange.com
3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:http://www.penisland.net
4) Need a therapist?http://www.therapistfinder.com
5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:http://www.molestationnursery.com6) Gas central heating anyone?http://www.gasheating.co.uk
7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line withPower-Gen?http://www.powergenitalia.com
Bye for now.
NOW, THAT'S A BANANA
Monday, December 17, 2007
NEW MEXICO'S NUMBER TWO!

