This is just to prove some dogs can operate computers, too. Naturally, they're not as good at it as cats, but we cut them slack.
Catmoves went to bed early tonight, so I'm filling for him.
Actually, he and Mum went to a casino last night and they didn't get home 'til way late. But we got snacks when they did finally get back. Mum gave them to us. C only looked morose. Mum smiled like crazy. Now don't forget to click on the header. Something new to me that I don't think I'd like at all. But you big two legged cats might.
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Here's a link you might enjoy. Just one thing: click on the nose after it loads.
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/piggy.swf
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write -
and they won't let me talk!"
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C tells this story on himself:
I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time
in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.
"Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"
The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button,
and operate the release handle.
"And where does the money come out?" I asked.
He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying,
"Usually at the ATM."
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Wild Thing called C as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived,
and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally,
she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
C replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation
sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
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The Ten Cat-mandments:
1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time
of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts
for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it
takes to keep me happy.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
SCHOTZY RIDES AGAIN
This is just to prove some dogs can operate computers, too. Naturally, they're not as good at it as cats, but we cut them slack.
Catmoves went to bed early tonight, so I'm filling for him.
Actually, he and Mum went to a casino last night and they didn't get home 'til way late. But we got snacks when they did finally get back. Mum gave them to us. C only looked morose. Mum smiled like crazy. Now don't forget to click on the header. Something new to me that I don't think I'd like at all. But you big two legged cats might.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Here's a link you might enjoy. Just one thing: click on the nose after it loads.
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/piggy.swf
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
"I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.
"I can't read, I can't write -
and they won't let me talk!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
C tells this story on himself:
I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time
in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.
"Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"
The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button,
and operate the release handle.
"And where does the money come out?" I asked.
He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying,
"Usually at the ATM."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Wild Thing called C as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived,
and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally,
she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
C replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation
sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The Ten Cat-mandments:
1. I am the Lord of thy house.
2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time
of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts
for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it
takes to keep me happy.
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8 comments:
Am I supposed to take this posting seriously? After all it was posted by someone who spends all day licking its own genitalia!
Great posting, hope you didn't lose to much at the tables, after all you need the money to keep the mutt at the standard of living he has become accustomed to.
Give the dog a bone. (Smile)
Great pic! And the pig made me jump... LOL!
The header article is very interesting. Do you know if it is available up her Cat.
Loved the pig.
Methinks thou art in big trouble with Wild thing regarding the cell phone. I won't tell on you. LOL
yesbut, I do not lick my genitalia all day. You have me confused with other branch of existence called a D O G.
Schotzy is a female cat who no longer has much interest in sex.
Actually I won a little more than Wild Thing lost. What's fun for one is not necessarily fun for the other. Hehehehehe.
Schotzy tells me she gave Dog one of her old bones to play with. He seems contented.
buck, I reacted the same way. And then I couldn't help but laugh and click it several more times.
Gee, moose I don't know. Send them an email and find out. I don't see why it shouldn't be available in Canada.
I don't think WT has seen that posting yet. My fingers are crossed. My eyes will probably be crossed if she sees it. She has a wicked left hook.
I can't believe you told on Wild Thing. She's gonna play Whack-a-Kitty when she finds out!
Glad Buck gave a heads up on the piggy - it would have given me a coronary!
lin, of all people you should know the thrill of living dangerously.
As for the piggy, I bet you and Mark both laughed?
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