G. W. BUSH AND HIS PECKER

The header should be clicked on by anyone building a web site.

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I sometimes dig out a picture and then write a post around it.

Since Thanksgiving (American) is just around the corner, I decided you should be impressed by this picture of two turkeys.

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I love Thanksgiving. I love pigging out on turkey and stuffing and smashed potatoes and dressing and rolls and cranberry sauce and eggnog and pumpkin pie. (Wild thing has accused me of being able to eat real turkey at least twice a week. So?What's your point?)

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I also watch football on that day. Real American style football. It's one of my myriad of vices and even Wild Thing has become knowledgeable about it (See, she must love me.)

Speaking of vices, I am an inveterate web surfer as you may have guessed. So there's a couple of sites I found that either tickled me or caught my attention.

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At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publiclythat you have a small penis. Would you please comment onthis?"

"The truth is," replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."

I wonder who he was refering to?

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A Cat's Dictionary

• Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
• Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
• Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
• Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
• Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
• Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
• Im-purr-sonate: to act like the cat.
• Purr-ade: an organized march of cats.
• Purr-adise: the garden of Cats.
• Purr-amour: a cat lover.
• Purr-anoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
• Purr-aphernalia: a cat's personal belongings.
• Purr-ch: any favored feline napping spot.
• Purr-chase: anything bought for a cat.
• Purr-fume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
• Purr-gatory: a houseful of kittens.
• Purr-petual: everlasting feline love.
• Purr-plex: a house with two or more cats.
• Purr-suit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
• Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
• Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.

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I think it would be a good idea.---

Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization

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Here's a link about the RCMP and counterfeiting:

http://www.michaelgeist.ca/content/view/2243/135/

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An artistic link:

http://www.younggalleryphoto.com/photography/brandt/brandt.html

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A satiric site:

http://www.rru.com/webodor/

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A really cool Gmail trick If you use your Gmail address to sign up for websites, newsletters, etc. you can use a trick to see if they send you unwanted email or sell your address to others. Normally you would use your email address such as me@gmail.com but you can use a plus sign ( + ) to mark the address because the plus sign and everything between it and the @ sign will be ignored. As an example if you were to sign up for my newsletter and wanted to make sure I'm not lying when I say I won't use your address just sign up as me+coolsites@gmail.com. The newsletter will go to me@gmail.com but be marked as going to mailto:me+coolsites@gmail.com. Then you can use Gmails filters to send that unwanted email to the spam folder or even just delete it. Spam Control for Gmail Users. This is a cool trick to find out if the place you just gave your gmail address to is sending you unwanted email. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/theoracle/2007/08/09/spam-control-for-gmail-users

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Here's a different kind of site:

http://www.llamaadventures.com/

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Here's a site you should visit and use. Very helpful:

http://secunia.com/software_inspector/

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And finally, one for all the lovely ladies:

http://webby.com/humor/i/cartoon1230.jpg