Monday, May 7, 2007

HOW ABOUT A QUICKIE?

Just a short entry today. Managed to whack my index finger and the big knuckle is swollen like you know what. Typing's not much fun. But, as the Governator says, "I'll be back".
Three residents at the Funny-Farm are at the doctor's office for their annual intelligence test.The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?""274," he replies.The doctor asks the second man, "What is three times three?""Tuesday," replies the second man.The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's threetimes three?""Nine," says the third man."That's great!" says the doctor."How did you get that?""Easy," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex,they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!
This is really a Christmas tree story, but the pictures are worth at least a smile.
See you later.

2 comments:

Lin said...

Sorry to hear about the whack job on your knuckle. With that much swelling, you likely fractured or broke something. If you are stubbornly DYI like me, take some aspirin, apply some ice to the site and splint the thing for a few days. Bummer!

Catmoves said...

Thank you Lin. I'm going struggle on (two finger typing, or six finger, is pretty awkward). And yes, Wild Thing says I am, indeed, stubbornly DYI. I tried the ice thing this AM, but I'm a heat seeker at heart. No fun with ice. It belongs in drinks, anyway. :)